Monday, June 27, 2011

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  • akela
    08-14 01:14 PM
    Can forum members help me with the following query. If you see the same question has been asked by other members as well.
    Can you look at the LUD and say that your Name Check is clear or not?
    This is what is goig on. Withing 1-2 days of your Biometrics the LUD changes. This is I guess that your biometrics were recieved by USCIS or sent for Name check or whatever. Then there is a LUD change in a week. Is this the reply from FBI saying that no record found? I mean everything is ok?

    I ahve seen people who are stuck did not get the email after a week. Is this the right assesment?

    The majority of name checks submitted on a data tape are electronically checked and returned to the submitting agency as having "No Record" within 48-72 hours. A "No Record" indicates that the FBI's UNI database contains no identifiable information regarding a particular individual. Duplicate submissions (i.e., identically spelled names with identical dates of birth submitted within the last 120 days) are not checked, and the duplicate findings are returned immediately to the submitting agency

    Thanks in advance,

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  • ABC of GC
    04-03 01:34 PM
    Hi Everyone,

    For my I-140 (Premium Processing) USCIS's website is showing that they have sent a mail requesting more information on March 27th. Does anyone konw how long it takes to get to the lawyer's office? Para-legal at my lawyer's office told me that it takes about 14 days for that to reach them.

    At the same time she told me that they give 30 days (she was not sure) to respond.

    Can anyone please confirm this.

    Thank you,

    ABC of GC

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  • oliTwist
    12-09 07:28 AM
    Hi All,

    I have a strange issue, paining me since I have joined this new company, ( I am using AC21, since I am on EAD and AC21 is not yet filed). I am one of those unlucky fellows with really long name(First Name) stuck on my passport, and I have been using this all along, as my legal name while applying for visa/485 related activities. However, I go by the last part of the First Name and so all my other records here (like DL, SSN card, Bank Accounts, 401K account, etc) have got the last part of the First Name as my first name.My H1-B visa had the complete first name printed on it, and so I have been thinking, people could see that the name I have been using is in the last part of the complete First Name on the Visa and Passport.

    However, in the EAD card, the name got cut(or incomplete) as the entire first name could not be printed on it. When I showed this to the new employer, they are using the name as displayed on the EAD card(which is not what I go by) in all the accounts they are establishing, like Paycheck, 401K info, ESPP etc.

    Now I am in a soup, I have requested them to use the last part of the first name, which they are chcking with their immigration lawyers. But in the meanwhile, I want to know, does any one has this kind of problem. What should we do if the name is incomplete on the printed EAD card? (Ofcourse once I get GC, I would rather change this damn name)

    Any one has any ideas?


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  • JunRN
    07-18 08:07 AM
    I believe so....if your LC is approved in August, then your PD is August. It is not qualified under July VB.


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  • vivek_k
    02-12 10:34 PM
    My case was filed in EB-3 category (August 2003). I completed a doctorate in 2007. I am thinking of filing in EB-1 and EB-2. Can anyone help me with links for preparing these applications and some dos and donts? Also is there any way to recapture my earlier PD (Aug 2003) for the current filing? Thanks for your help.

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  • kaizar
    05-06 07:56 AM
    Hi, I have question about my case.

    My family was applied I-485 by my mom's working at the company, and all my family had EAD which is working permit and received SSN with that EAD.

    However, 2008 January our I-485 have got denied because of sponsor got closed.
    That was the before our EAD card gets expired. So I couldn't renew the EAD card.

    So My question is, is there any way to renew that EAD now?
    if I still want to work, what does I have to do?


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  • prom2
    07-29 06:29 PM
    This thread is not related with I-140 stage, please move it to I-485 or tracking folders. Thank you.

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    08-25 09:00 AM
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  • ssksubash
    03-13 11:07 AM
    HI ,

    My brother graduated in Dec 08 and is on OPT now. He is with a consultant and he was wondering if there is any rule which states that folks on OPT should get a job in 3 months, otherwise the OPT will not be valid.

    Can any one please clarify.

    Thank you for your time

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  • foobar2001
    08-02 01:50 AM

    i entered the US on AP in Jan 2010, and at the time of entry, my I94 validity was set for
    1 year (viz Jan 2011) - and the AP also noted "AoS" status on it.

    (a) Is the validity of my I94 (and thus my legal stay) 1 year, or as i have read elsewhere,
    if AoS is pending, then its valid till the AoS case is decided?

    (b) If the validity is 1 year, what is the process for extending the I94 validity?

    thanks for your time,


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  • xbohdpukc
    04-21 08:17 PM
    Surely won't fly.
    I-140 doesn't belong to the employee. Period.

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  • Chicago Desi
    01-18 11:03 AM
    Is there anyway to get H1-B extension done fast ?
    Using Premium Processing or anything like that..??

    Please share your thoughts.

    Yes there is. I paid for mine and got approval in 10 days. I did that because I did not want to wait.


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  • PennyLane
    12-06 04:13 AM
    I'm not an expert but from what I have read on various sites, nobody really knows. The thought is that the Nurse Relief bill stands little chance on it's own but may be bundled with something else to pass it.
    I was told by my agency that if CIR passes, it will lift nurses out of the EB catagory and they will all be current. I have tried to find clarification on this but I don't think it is possible to speculate at this time.
    I think the Healthcare reform is the first issue and then CIR will be addressed.
    I have seen the figure 20,000 extra visas per year bandied round, these would be for the nurse only and the familly members would not take up any of this number. I have no idea how many nurses are waiting so don't know how this will impact on the overall figures - if indeed it ever comes to fruition.
    I'm in turmoil over this as I had anticipated a lengthy wait and have embarked on a training programme to become a nurse practitioner and now worry I won't be able to complete it.
    Being realistic, I would think if all EB visas become available overnight it will be sometime to process a large number, so it could take a good 12 months to get to my PD Jan 09 - I hope.
    As I said at the start I am no expert so am only conveying my understanding and would welcome anyone who can correct any misunderstanding on my part.

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  • zedric03
    08-04 09:33 PM
    that's the term I was looking for, "virtual border"... so... can you help me sir?


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    December 8th, 2005, 08:54 AM
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  • vparam
    09-17 06:35 PM
    hi all !!
    my husband concurently file I-140 and I-485 (along with EAD and AP) on 22nd June 2007. We got our I-140 approved on 30th August. I have two questions

    1. When can i expect my EAD ?
    2. Is there any rule that i shud start working within some stipulated time after getting my EAD or i can take my own time ?
    1. it should take another week or 10 days...

    2. you could start when you want....


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    May 18th, 2007, 10:54 AM
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    I got a D80 a little while ago, and am slowly learning how to use it. I used to use my dads D70, but decided that it was time for a DSLR of my own. Anyone have any tips or tricks that they have found along the way?


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  • masala dosa
    07-17 05:14 PM
    Just checking the website after a long time.
    WHere is IV core grp?

    In the meantime everyone knows the latest on Aug bulletin.
    to add some humor i am adding a link....
    the video unfortunately in in Tamil....
    if only there were folks outside the processing centers as shown in the video
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  • eilsoe
    10-20 05:07 PM
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    Then I went and lost my red/blue anaglyph glasses... (d*mn)...

    07-26 02:02 PM
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    11-27 11:04 PM

    Couple of my colleagues from 10 Aug filing in TSC got 140 approval last week, same is the case with a few from Nebraska as well, I am still stuck waiting for my I 140 even though I filed ahead of others.