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  • mammoy2k
    09-10 11:25 AM
    I should add that you can only port once your I-140 has been approved.

    As per Yates memo, one can switch after 180 days even though I-140 was pending.





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  • kothuri
    10-02 03:16 PM
    I came across this article on Murthy.com and got lil nervous.

    http://www.murthy.com/news/n_hombus.html

    I am currently on H1b applied for 485, LC Cleared, I140 Cleared.
    I work for a company X but own another consulting company and I am a passive partner with a share of 49%. Another friend of mine who is also in the same boat as I am is another partner with 49% stake. My Sister who is a Green Card holder has 2% Stake and is an active partner.

    I have not taken a single penny from the company in the last 2yrs we formed the company and we file a K1 every year. Even though the company makes profits/loss we are not taking the profit nor writing off the losses from our individual taxes, However both of us (I and my friend who are passive partners) end up doing most of the work such as
    1. Signing the bank checks
    2. Signing the USCIS documents for employees who are working for our company.(for I129, etc etc)

    Does this mean that I am a clear candidate to be on INS Red alert/Radar?

    I know that an H1b holder can have a company on H1B and cannot work for that company part time/full time precisely what I have been doing since I have never taken a pay check from the company however I never thought that this could have implications on the 485 approval.

    Can some one answer my question. I guess I am more looking at some one like UnitedNations to answer.

    -Sri





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  • snathan
    05-11 06:56 PM
    Hi, I am on L1B since Dec'10. My visa is expiring in Apr'11. Due to project requirement, my company has plan for my visa extension. Is there any way to get the GC? If part-time study can help to process my GC faster, I am ready for that too.

    Looking forward for your professional guidance.

    Thanks & Regards... Daulat

    There is no way for you to go faster...there are people waiting 5-10 years ahead of you, and you will have to join at end of the line; Even full time study is not going to help you get the GC faster.

    You are here just only for five months, and wants GC faster...welcome to reality.





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  • bala50
    09-19 12:52 PM
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7002296.stm



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  • Blog Feeds
    05-24 06:00 PM
    On May 18, 2009, the Texas Senate passed a bill requiring Sheriffs or any other officers in charge of a correctional facility, to determine the “citizenship status” of all convicted felons. The bill, S.B 2584, amends Chapter 2, Code of Criminal Procedure, by adding Article 2.245. If a defendant has been convicted of a felony under Title 5 (Offenses Against the Person), Penal Code, Title 6 (Offenses Against the Family), Penal Code, Title 7 (Offenses Against Property), Penal Code, Chapter 43 (Public Indecency), Title 9 (Offenses Against Public Order and Decency), Penal Code, Chapter 45 (Weapons), Title 10 (Offenses Against Public Health, Safety, and Morals), Penal Code, and Chapter 481 (Texas Controlled Substances Act), Health and Safety Code, the sheriff or officer will make a reasonable effort to determine the defendant’s “citizenship status”. If the sheriff has reason to believe the defendant is a foreign national, within 48 hours after the defendant is received at the correctional facility, the sheriff or officer will contact the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to verify the defendant’s immigration status. The bill becomes effective September 1, 2009.

    The bill places “sheriffs or other officers in charge of a correctional facility” in the role of immigration agents. The sheriff or officer now has another duty, to determine whether defendants have lawful status. The bill is available at Texas Legislature Online (http://www.legis.state.tx.us/BillLookup/Text.aspx?LegSess=81R&Bill=SB2584).



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  • krithi
    05-26 01:55 PM
    whats the avg time to get FP notice after filing EAD online.

    Thanks,
    Krithi



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  • gcmaker
    03-26 10:05 PM
    I don't think that would work. Here are a couple of articles that seem to suggest that you cannot create your company on H-1B (http://www.laborimmigration.com/2008/01/starting-own-company-on-h-1b-visa/) and also that you cannot volunteer to do a job which would otherwise by a paying job (http://www.laborimmigration.com/2008/02/unpaid-volunteer-work-on-h-1b-h-4-or-f-1-visas/)

    Hope that helps.

    As a H1B holder, can I start a new company and volunteer for it while I am holding a full-time job for the company that sponsors me the visa? I am expecting the new company to gain a profit, of course.:)





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  • Beta_mle
    04-18 09:39 AM
    Wow, no response. That's discouraging.



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  • sbabunle
    05-20 12:46 AM
    There was a report on Mathew Oh's site that
    some people travelled in 2008 got a messed up I-94
    forms( printing bug). So whoever travelled in 2008
    may want to have a very good look at their I-94 and
    correct it if needed.

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  • tcsonly
    07-24 11:43 AM
    Can you please point me to the thread? Thank you.

    Take some time to search the forums before starting new threads.
    The answer to your question is under Greencard retrogression. It's the first sticky thread with title: " All Priority date transfers and issues discussed here".

    Admins: Please close this thread.

    -C.



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  • waitforevergc
    02-27 08:39 PM
    hello all,

    I wanted a clarification regarding address change:

    My company changed address recently from address City A to address City B (same county, same metropolitan area). Do you know if I need to do any LCA Amendment?
    I had consulted a lawyer regarding this, he said we don't need to do any LCA Amendment since it is the same metropolitan area.
    Also I am not getting any clear answers from any other websites.

    Wanted to cross check with you all. If anybody know please help.

    Thanks.





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  • chanduv23
    12-10 09:58 AM
    TACKLE CHALLENGES, HEAD ON.
    By S. Lavanya Gowri, The City University of New York.
    THE HINDU, MONDAY, DATED 10TH DECEMBER 2007.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    It is easy to loose hope. It is easy to to quit working hard. But what pleasure do we attain when we do things that are easy? The challange in life lies in tracking those problems encountered EVERY DAY.
    The true power that lies within each mortal (Human being) sees light in pain and agony, in crisis and distress, in lonelyness and restlessness.
    Nobody discovers anything marvellous lying on the couch or the Bed. IT'S HARD WORK THAT MATTERS IN THE END. PATIENCE AND PERSEVERANCE ARE THE GREATEST VIRTUES OF SUCCESS.
    Recollect the movements of your education, career where you had enjoyed those joyous movements of winning a competition or a Project - I bet you felt your ADRENALIN pumping fast and being on cloud NINE. Did that come to you easily ? Nothing comes easily.
    GET UP AND GET INTO THE MAZE OF PROBLEMS TO COME OUT WITH A SOLUTION FOR EACH ONE OF THEM AT A TIME.
    EINSTEIN was some one like us. GANDHI was also one mortal (Human being) like us. IT IS THE SPIRIT OF GOODNESS AND HARDWORK THAT DIFFERENTIATES A MORTAL FROM A "MAHATMA", EVERY DAY FROM BEING "THAT DAY". MAKE EVERY MOVEMENT, A MOVEMENT TO BE CHERISHED FOR HAVING LIVED THROUGH.
    MAKE EVERY DAY A WORTHY DAY OF LIFE. "SELF RECOGNITION AND SELF ANALYSIS" are two tools that can help you succeed in the GREATEST TRIALS YOU FACE.



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  • telugu_power
    03-02 07:21 PM
    I always wonder these ARAVAS deserve GC?

    Because where ever they will make lot of fuss there and cause so many troubles to hosting country...

    Srilanka they made a beautiful country as almost ash because of their perverted intensions..And Singapore they will never go with country's best interests...and Malaysia....
    And even in India see the support to LTTE (Openly)

    Also all most all these ARAVAs are blue collar cheap labor, I don�t know how a considerable number of Tamils getting h1b
    Actually USCIS needs to think about them to avoid future problems...

    Looks like already two dick less Basterds visited this (who left -ve rep for me)





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  • ss1026
    05-22 02:56 PM
    Hi

    I am currently stuck in the PBEC in the EB-3 Category. I am from Philipines and I enough experience to qualify for EB-2 filing with a new company. So I am considering a job switch but want to hear what the salary requirement is for a EB-2 filing. I am a wireless engineer. Any advice would be appreciated



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  • eb3retro
    09-08 02:12 PM
    you did not see eb3 approvals because there were none. that simple.


    Hi,
    I do not see any EB3 alone approvals (with no porting). Can people please update here if there are any EB3 485 Approvals so that we can get some pattern out of it.

    Appreicate your response EB3 guys..
    :)





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  • Dalai Lama
    02-09 01:08 PM
    Fellows,

    some body told me that if you are on H1B1 then you can not file for greencard. is it true?

    I am on H1B1 and I have approved I-140.

    I didnt knew the difference between H1b and H1B1.

    Please help, I am so frustrated.

    Dalai Lama



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  • kprgroup
    12-28 10:05 AM
    Background OF Myself
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    a) Worked for Company A from 2003 to 2008.

    b) Company A applied I-140 and approved April 2006. AOS 485 filed on July 2007. Got EAD but never used it

    c)September 2008 I have Joined employer �B� by transferring H1B (Valid until Aug 2010).

    d) Employer A revoked 140 which triggered 485 denial in October 2008.

    e)Applied MTR and it was approved in NOVEMBER 2008 and 485 reopened.

    f)Applied AP & EAD renewal ,got a EAD card September 2010

    g) Since EAD extension got delayed I have applied H1-B Renewal August 1st week of 2010 and got a RFE now asking for proof how beneficiary qualify to extend beyond six years?

    Question

    I think the I140 revoked and 485 denial back in 2008 triggered the RFE. (Though MTR approved and 485 is pending)

    1)I have EAD approved and it�s valid until 2012 September .Is it possible can we withdraw HI-B Petition application when they request RFE?

    2)Can I have any chance of explain USCIS, by this rule below?

    ��USCIS has also specifically stated that if an approved I-140 is withdrawn after an I-485 has been pending for more than 180 days, the I-140 remains valid for purposes of AC21 � 106(c) portabilty:

    "If the Form I-140 has been approved and the Form I-485 has been filed and remained unadjudicated for 180 days or more (as measured from the form I-485 receipt date), the approved Form I-140 will remain valid even if the alien changes jobs or employers as long as the new offer of employment is in the same or similar occupation." AFM Sec. 20.2(c) ��

    Thanks
    KPR





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  • mhathi
    10-18 06:13 AM
    yes. AC21 is a provision to allow you to change employers without affecting ur 485. It has nothing to do with work authorization. Your authorization can come from ead or h1 transfer.





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    abcdefgh
    12-15 02:48 PM
    I believe CGFNS is for foreign nationals who train outside the US. If you train here, I don't think you need it.

    Well, when I talked to lawyer, even though he knew I have degree and Nclex from US, he asked me to get CGFNS visa screen.

    Does this makes sense?

    Thanks for you answer.





    ronhira
    10-07 02:50 PM
    How will removing country limits help China, India and ROW.

    Has someone done any calculations on visa date movement.

    We should have some comparison on this because some of us from China against. I seen many ROW against.

    Does it help only Indians or everyone by how much?

    I see these calculations bringing Indians, Chinese and ROW together.

    the truth is this.... some of the chinese are against removal of country limits becoz they do not care if it helps them..... they r simply opposed to removal of per country limits becoz they cannot see india getting any benefit..... its the age old chinese mindset which cannot be changed with numbers or calculations...... otherwise just think for u'rself...... if china is retrogressed as evident from monthly visa bulletin .... & removal of per country limits will create 1 queue for everyone..... then y would some of these chinese be opposed to the removal of per country limits.....

    row is altogether a different discussion....