Hypothetical Questions

# What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
Cigarette. Tea.

# What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
I can't sleep without fantasizing. I usually fantasize about rescuing Indian actresses from cannibals / pirates!

# Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
Yep. I love UFO stuff.

# Do you believe in ghosts?
If you mean Jinns -- yep, of course.

# Name 1 thing you love about being an adult

# Which would you rather have, $50,000 or true love?
You're DEMENTED!

# Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?
Nope. By the way, isn't that Gender Identity Disorder eh?

# What do you value most in life?
Freedom.

# How would you explain love to somebody who had never heard of it before?
Blog. Put a picture. Let her decipher it. :-)

# If you were one of two people left on this earth, and the other was a man; would you go gay?
Nope. I'd Social Engineer him: Sex Reassignment Surgery! ;-)

# Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yep.

# What is the worst sin you have committed?

# What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Saroooooooooooo. When I found her on the Internet.

# Who has had the most influence on you?
My mother. Osho. Saroo.

# What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Saroooooooooooo. I love the right girl.

# What is the one thing for which you would most like to be
remembered after your death?
Adherence to my manifesto.

# Do you have any phobias?
Yep. Nyctophobia.

# Do you think people should eat the fish they catch, or just let them go? What about if they catch a dog, does the same rule apply?
You're DEMENTED!

# You have just been told that you could drop dead at any moment from some kind of rare disease. You may only live one more day but no more than two weeks. You have $50,000 in the bank. What do you do?
I'd like to die in her arms like the protagonist in the movie: Cold Mountain.